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Martian Commander Rethinking Earthly Ambitions 2017-01-25
'Our people don't deserve such a fate.'
Schäuble Misrepresented 2015-07-14
Twitter's front end 'engineers' never give up.
Safe and Easy Fun with Orable! 2015-03-05
Relax - it's safe and easy!
The New Improved Twitter DM Menu! 2015-02-18
Great strides from great engineers.
Markdown 10 Years 2014-12-14
The bard wrote a play about it.
The Strange Case of /Users 2014-05-17
Did you miss it?
Swedish Mobile Users Fear Losing Money 2014-01-03
'Don't click the link!'
Safari 6.1 Beware 2013-11-04
Those slick Apple coders are up to their old tricks again.
Flush to Disk 2013-11-03
It takes all kinds.
iOS7 Makes People Physically Sick 2013-10-03
An Apple first.
'They only came for WikiLeaks...' 2013-08-22
'But now they came for me!'
NSA to cut syadmins by 100% to completely limit data access 2013-08-09
By Booz Allen.
Lon Snowden 2013-08-05
A study in free thinking.
US Senate Flips Dome 2013-08-03
Is 'freedom borscht' the next?
David Pogue's Hidden Other 2013-07-22
And he's only the tip of the dodoberg.
Vidalia Quit Unexpectedly 2013-07-14
Don't Mess With Defaults! 2013-07-11
Double Sting for the Bonnier Rags 2013-06-16
Gotta Love HFS 2013-04-28
98.2% CPU, 817.8 MB real memory. User-friendly time-slicing, anyone?
Clever Twitter 2013-04-21
Further proof that Twitter developers are embarrassingly stupid.
Attention Please 2013-02-17
Vito'd be impressed.
Announcing SVT Softstep 2013-01-27
Providing a new service.
Apple's Very Disturbing Bug 2013-01-03
The sky is really falling.
Stupidity That's Hereditary 2012-12-29
Things like this happen all the time. Cringe at the moment.
Cult of Mac Discovers Unix 2012-12-08
Things like this don't happen every day. Cherish the moment.
Microsoft's Golden Moments 2012-11-24
Carl Bildt Does a Sarah Palin 2012-11-24
Or a Marianne Ny. A reminder that naïvety runs strong in the duckpond.
Jimmy Kimmel on Apple's iPhone 5 2012-09-14
Can't be missed.
Whistleblower Warning: Expressen 2012-09-03
'You may choose to reply to the sender or to ignore the message.'
Honan Hack and Apple Naïvety 2012-08-09
'Am I getting through yet?' By AlphaMack.
'Twitter : <%= reason.capitalize %>' 2012-07-26
They're hiring. They have to.
This gets better and better.
No Preview Sandbox 2012-07-04
The sky is falling. This time it's for real.
The Flame Rage 2012-06-16
You know what's coming.
Whistleblower Warning: Radioleaks 2012-06-06
Some things are pathetic and shameless. Others are still worse.
'It's too long' 2012-05-15
'You Can't Reply Or Send A Direct Message' 2012-04-19
Apple and the War on Stupidity 2012-04-10
Too many manic chicken littles make a mess of things.
Apple's Achilles Heel 2012-04-08
The current Flashback botnet is symptomatic.
New iPad Too Hot to Hold 2012-03-21
As the criticism.
Reddit 18 January 2012 2012-01-18
Some people need to empty their pockets and get back to school.
Wikipedia 18 January 2012 2012-01-18
Some people have to empty their pockets and go back to school.
Svenskt Näringsliv 2012-01-10
Med Henrik Schyffert.
Don't Drink and Tweet, Anna Ardin! 2012-01-01
Posted late afternoon New Year's Day by one of Julian Assange's accusers.
Downhill with the Real Anna Ardin 2011-12-19
She thinks consistency is overrated.
Sweden: The Soap Opera 2011-12-12
Folks, this soap opera's for real!
The Microsoft 404 2011-11-22
Best one ever.
Those Math Geniuses at Twitter 2011-10-18
Raising the bar.
WBC & RMS on SPJ 2011-10-09
Draw the line.
Facebook: Disabled Account Appeal - ID Request 2011-09-07
Privacy is everything.
Lion's Bulging Scroll Bars 2011-08-18
It's the system, stupid.
Scientific Proof: IE Users Are Stupid 2011-08-02
But is IE the only indicator?
Twitter Twits Discover ROT-13 2011-07-20
They never cease to dismay.
Australia's Internet Industry Association 2011-07-08
Never before in the history of human endeavour...
US government workers are stupid 2011-06-30
But they're not the only ones.
Playing 'Mac-A-Mole' with Apple Computers 2011-06-03
It's a silly game.
Apple Customer Support 2011-05-30
Who says honesty's the best policy?
Zuckerboy Takes Off Hoodie 2011-05-10
WSJ SafeHouse 2011-05-06
'Can they be any dumber?'
Sony's Ship of Fail 2011-04-28
They're at it again.
On Apple's exploding privacy scandal.
Feeling Royally Flushed? 2011-04-14
Someone's all in?
Bad Drugs, Late Hours 2011-03-03
They don't mix.
Anonymous by Colbert 2011-02-26
What was it went into a hornets nest?
Happy Twitter Holidays 2010-12-25
The hits just keep on coming.
Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters 2010-10-14
'People are starting to get upset, frustrated and stuff.'
Opera GUI Design Virtuosity 2010-10-14
Geniuses all over the place.
Newzglobe on IE9 2010-10-05
Only two possible explanations.
Steve Ballmer in Stockholm 2010-10-04
Celebrities flocking to the 'Venice of the North'.
No News: Flash 2010-10-03
The point's been made before.
WinCC Runtime Licence Expired 2010-09-24
'BSOD takes on a whole new meaning.'
Sweden & The Data Retention Directive 2010-09-18
So who made this into an issue anyway?
The Park Spark Project 2010-09-18
When you have lemons, you make lemonade. When you have dog shit...
Damn Those Nasty SCR Files! 2010-09-10
There's a natural assumption amongst Windows users that their problems are the world's problems.
'I Don't Even Have to Press Enter!' 2010-09-10
It takes all kinds. Some aren't that great.
GrayNoodle LLC 2010-08-20
The stringent selection process at the Apple App Store is
despised notorious renowned.
More Viewers Than Jeopardy 2010-08-14
Some things never change. Others change only very slowly. A Swedish fairy tale.
Stupid Dumb-ass Article from Microsoft on Why Macs are No Good 2010-08-10
'We'll be having lolz all summer long.'
iPhone 4 vs HTC Evo 2010-08-06
When only the best is good enough.
Haddonfield Memorial High School 2010-08-06
A predictable pattern.
How to Hold Your iPhone 4 2010-07-29
There is no issue. None.
'How May We Help You?' 2010-07-26
Return rates are so low!
Epic fail x 2.
And it's made on a Mac.
The Dark Side of Steve Jobs 2010-07-19
There's truth in them there lolz.
Cases? WTF? 2010-07-18
'A new hardware design and a soft recall.' Leander Kahney stomps on his fanboy hat.
The iPhone 4 Antenna Coverup 2010-07-15
Apple - and Steve Jobs - knew about it a year ago. The continuing free-for-all.
The Revolutionary Nokia 2010-07-08
Can be held almost any way you want. A sensation.
Apple? Where's the Leak? 2010-07-08
'Mr Nguyen couldn't be located for comment.'
A good day.
'Safari can't find the Internet plug-in' 2010-06-04
Apple score big with Safari 5. Caveat emptor!
Using Windows for a Day Cost Mac User $100,000 2010-06-03
Addicts or astroturfers?
'Traverse folders and files using XCode' 2010-06-03
A wealth of wisdom.
Author of Google Pac-Man Steps Forward 2010-05-25
Charles Darwin is his name.
Mail.app's Mystery Encoding 2010-05-17
Features no other client can attain.
Safari Exploit Runs Windows Calculator 2010-05-10
The sky has not fallen.
Not Even 24 Hours 2010-05-09
Another insanely great idea.
Jon Stewart slams Steve Jobs. Not to be missed.
THE DAY OF THE TREBUCHETS 2010-04-18
'Kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.'
Sweet Thursday 2010-04-15
Five percent's not too small.
THIS LINK GOES NOWHERE 2010-04-06
Who's bringing up the rear? Who's sitting on the back burner?
Verify Java Version 2010-04-02
Sometimes it hurts to be a Mac user.
What is a Browser? 2010-03-21
Google survey Times Square last year.
This Site is Not Facebook 2010-03-21
There's absolutely no connection between Facebook and this site.
Re: eBanking Victim? Take a Number. 2010-03-16
And help yourself to a clue.
BSODs Everywhere 2010-03-07
Just a reminder that even if Windows isn't helping criminals siphon off billions, it's still a crappy system.
Microsoft's Rubber Room 2010-03-03
Can of worms meet opener.
East of Eden: Sex & Computers 2010-02-23
Some combinations are toxic.
This is What You Get 2010-02-20
Some things do not pay. Why not?
The Rough Guide to Windows Lusers 2010-02-19
Surviving in a crazy virtual world.
Shock: Another Zeus Hack! 2010-02-17
Big lolz again @ KoS.
Locked Into IE6? 2010-02-06
NUDE IT: A Retrospect 2010-02-03
Who says you can't make this stuff up?
Protecting Your Windows File System 2010-02-02
Do like Microsoft.
Pee-wee's New iPad! 2010-01-29
There's an immediate use for it.
Copying diff text with formatting 2010-01-28
Too much to be worried about.
A new twist on an old type of stupdity.
There goes the neighbourhood.
Steve Ballmer Presents MSFT/HP Tablet 2010-01-07
So bad that MSFT and HP stock immediately tank on NASDAQ.
Google Nexus One: The 'Fuck You iPhone' Phone 2010-01-07
The secret is out.
People sure are stupid.
Radisson Mart Plaza Hotel Miami 2010-01-01
It's in the small details.
Rupe & The Gang 2009-11-25
Set the house on fire.
Spontaneous Shoplifting @ MSFT Store 2009-11-19
Except who would want to steal that junk?
Symantec: All Together Now 2009-11-19
Sail the ship, skip the rope, chop the tree.
Rixstep Slapped with DMCA by removeyourbrain.com 2009-11-16
Spite - tsk tsk.
New iPhone Worm Crumbles Continents, Topples Governments 2009-11-12
Unfortunately there's an easy solution. Unfortunately.
Symantec increasingly desperate.
Do You Think You Could Get Used to This? 2009-11-05
Crystal needs an easy way to rid Windows 7 of viruses. Here's how.
I'll Never Get Used to This! 2009-11-04
She's Crystal and she wants it simple. Sorry, Crystal.
I Could Really Get Used to This! 2009-11-04
She's Crystal, she's a PC, and Windows 7 was her idea.
Windows-Generated Spam At All-Time High of 101% 2009-11-04
Microsoft 'technology' knows no bounds. Not even the logical ones.
Windows 7 Falls Prey to 80% of Virus Attacks 2009-11-03
The number one question unequivocally answered.
This Question Was Not Answered 2009-11-02
Apple forum nannies need to do more than stomp on people.
Yep You Still Gotta Get a Mac 2009-10-27
Amazing how 90 seconds of humour can fizzle an entire Microsoft marketing campaign.
It Was Four Years Ago Today 2009-10-26
It's a world you've never seen.
The MS-DOS 5 Upgrade 2009-10-25
Microsoft ad campaigns have a long history of pinning the cringe needle.
The Windows 7 Whopper 2009-10-25
What do they have in common?
Buy a New PC for Windows 7 2009-10-24
Would Lauren seriously want to use one of these?
Critical Update for Microsoft Windows 7 (KB910721) 2009-10-21
To apply only after successfully installing Windows 7.
Guy in work thinks Apple Macs are too expensive so he's built his own !!! 2009-10-20
Apple considering suing for copyright infringement.
'This is really lame' 2009-10-19
Those BellSouth mail accounts are so attractive.
Dear Valued T-Mobile Sidekick Customers 2009-10-12
Would this have happened if Danger hadn't been 'helped' by Microsoft?
Amazing Awesome Incredible 2009-10-06
At the other end of the spectrum.
Repro: Steve's Nose 2009-09-28
Step by step this time. Slowly.
Windows Se7en Launch Parties: The Lusers of Cool 2009-09-28
The beginning of the end. No ad company would do this on purpose. It has to be a conspiracy.
Dear Lily 2009-09-26
Dear Lily, why are you being this silly? Yours sincerely, Dan Bull.
Arno Lives!!1! 2009-09-23
You think you've been low before?
Why Userland Hooks Are Bad 2009-09-22
Some things never change.
Back Orifice 2000 2009-09-08
Those were the days.
Never before has so much stupidity been concentrated in such small craniums.
Association of Fish & Wildlife Agencies 2009-08-27
It's a conspiracy.
Oddz n Endz 2009-08-21
N evenz n startz. Exhausting the backlog.
'Exhausting evey ounze of forebearance.'
Generating Random Numbers 2009-08-05
Today's extraordinary mindfuck.
Who's holding them back?
True Peace of Mind 2009-08-02
There's only one way.
The 'Growing' Threat to Business Banking Online 2009-07-28
Growing? It's growing?
Yahoo Unable to Proceed 2009-07-19
Times are tough.
The Day the Internet Stood Still 2009-07-02
At least for Windows users.
Macopalypse, n. Comparable to an apocalypse but much more user-friendly.
No Sex Please - We're Chinese! 2009-06-12
Their hackers are amongst the best; their government IT staff are not.
Re: 'How the %#@! did I miss this?' 2009-06-04
At last there's an explanation why so many people still run Windows: they're batshit insane.
Research Proves Brains of Windows Lusers Smaller 2009-05-29
At last it's known for sure.
The Science of Stupidity 2009-05-25
Nothing helps the clueless.
Larry Casey & OWASP 2009-05-24
Commercially approved denial of service attacks at your service.
Rnd() values are changing everytime in ASP.NET 2009-05-20
View the solution FREE for 7 days!!1!one
Euroschlock Song Contest 2009-05-17
Welcome to Camp Dumb.
Hall of Monkeys: The 'New' Internet 2009-05-16
It's supposed to be illegal to be this stupid.
OS 10.5 Accidentally Deleted the /bin/sh 2009-05-10
The mold is broken.
Zombie generals kill off the idiots.
Attention Virginia 2009-05-07
Microsoft's renowned 'return on investment'.
Where does one begin?
Conficker Update 2009-05-02
Yes it's still out there.
Verizon + Ballmer = Pink? 2009-04-29
There's always lighthearted entertainment around the corner.
Ukrainian Botnet Pwns UK, US Govt Windows PCs 2009-04-22
Almost too good to be true.
Agent Pontén 2009-04-20
Can't you handle one little pirate?
Bahnhof Pionen 2009-04-17
There is quite possibly nothing cooler than this.
Conficker Eye Chart 2009-04-14
Some people will do anything to appear cool.
Hadopi: The Final Countdown 2009-04-09
Watch the leaders of France rally their forces to vote down the terrible Hadopi.
The Good News from Microsoft 2009-04-08
You can't make this stuff up. You really can't. Only Auntie Beeb gets away with it.
There are some things even Bill Gates' money can't buy.
Why would anybody want to buy them?
Conficker Virus Spreads to Humans! 2009-04-01
From the world's only reliable newspaper.
Conficker Advice from Auntie Beeb 2009-03-31
And a few additions they seem to have inadvertently missed. File a complaint.
That Mystery Man with the Camera Again 2009-03-30
Coincidence? Who cares! It's clumsy as only Microsoft can be capable of.
Some people just don't know when to give up.
Icon Creation Instructions 2009-03-26
You can't make stuff like this up.
Subway Worker Stuffs Lettuce up Nose 2009-03-18
Don't even try to make stuff like this up.
White House to Sweden: Shut Down the Bay 2009-03-04
An exposé of the events in early 2006. Reported by national Swedish television. Subtitles.
The 300 KB Symlink 2009-03-01
Things you can't do on Unix are still possible on the user friendly Mac. Thank goodness.
'the english is not great ... interesting none the less' 2009-02-21
Why hacking inodes is a contradiction in terms. What awaits over the ocean.
Steal This Film II 2009-02-19
The complete movie.
BBC Click: The Pirate Bay 2009-02-19
Featuring Fredrik and Peter.
Oh Håkan You Old Showoff! 2009-02-17
A bewildering performance.
Some of the Same Maintenance and Cleanup Tasks 2009-02-10
For elite geeks only.
MESSAGE FROM WESTERN UNION 2009-02-10
'Reconfirm your details to avoid any hitches in receiving your full payments ok.'
Complements of the Season Read 2009-02-09
The all time world champion.
Google: 'We Censor Us Too?' 2009-02-09
Symmetry is everything.
Lazin' on a Sunday Afternoon 2009-02-08
What else is there to do?
Forward Through Backwards Time 2009-02-07
Brilliance courtesy Joanne Colan.
The Longest Words in the English Language 2009-02-07
Something intelligent at YouTube? Yes. Courtesy Joanne Colan.
iWork09 @ The Pirate Bay 2009-01-24
And you thought the people at MacRumors were bad?
Mando Diao Live @ the Bowery Ballroom 2009-01-23
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Even for last year. Neither is intelligence.
Wacky Wonky Wikipedia 2009-01-23
Jimmy Wales' model is wrong - and a failure.
Sheffield: Full Monty Returns 2009-01-21
Do not repeat do not take your hat off in Sheffield.
WTF? I Bought It! 2009-01-19
Yeah why can't you remove it if you paid for it? Yeah why?
Ernesto Granillo III 2009-01-16
Masterpieces of performance art.
Woman Blames Dell for Missing Online Classes 2009-01-16
You can't make this up.
Department of Dummies 2009-01-07
Can there be hope?
Spotify Support Forum 2009-01-01
Somewhere they have to break back through.
Don't Send Us Any Feedback 2009-01-01
Send us everything else.
I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
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