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Freedom is a Flower

Because you're stupid.

She pleaded 'no contest' to drink driving after being pulled over on 7 September for speeding and making an illegal turn. She continued to drive and was pulled over three more times for traffic violations and driving with a suspended licence before judge Michael Sauer sentenced her to 45 days in jail and suggested she serve the entire sentence.

Sheriff Lee Baca is the same who ordered the police records purged of Mel Gibson's racialist comments.

You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair

You live in a fancy apartment
On the Boulevard St Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And a friend of Sacha Distel

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head

I've seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on yes it does

When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back and your legs

When the snow falls you're found in St Moritz
With the others of the jet set
And you sip your Napoleon brandy
But you never get your lips wet

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head yes I do

Your name is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan
He sent you a racehorse for christmas
And you keep it just for fun for a laugh haha

They say that when you get married
It'll be to a millionaire
But they don't realise where you came from
And I wonder if they really care give a damn

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head

I remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly brown tags yes they try

So look into my face Marie Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
'Cos I know you still bear the scar deep inside yes you do

I know where you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
'Cos I can look inside your head





Throw that bastard sheriff in jail too.
 - Ra

Paris must own TMZ. All the stories are about this herpes laden Internet porn star. Bad job TMZ.
 - Britney

Her friends better be getting rid of their stashes.
 - Britney

Mental anguish my ASS. Try working 50 hours a week and still not making ends meet while your kids have very little. This is a TRAVESTY!
 - glee

PUT HER BACK WHERE SHE BELONGS! THIS IS NOT FAIR TO OTHER INMATES WHO AREN'T FAMOUS. SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT HER PERIOD AND HAS CRAMPS. WELL TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 - imanetter2

This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo not fair!. If she were my kid she'd HAVE to do her time! Medical condition my butt!!!! We should start a petition to get her back in. Imagine her in her parents sumptuous apartment or house with all its palatial splendor, her TVs, her phones, her computer. Yeah! Real punishment!
 - Linda Bee

My concern is that the public's confidence in a fair judicial system in Los Angeles County has been eroded. I've never heard of a case where an inmate with mental problems has been released. Every jail facility has a medical unit attached to it. If a medical condition arises that those units can't handle we have a jail ward at County USC Hospital. I find it hard to believe that the needs of one inmate could not be met by our medical services division.
 - Steve Remige

Basically it is a slap in the face to the justice system and to every inmate who is serving their time as ordered. The Sheriff's Department just caved in to the celebrity power of Paris Hilton and her family's wealth from around the world. There are thousands of people who have medical conditions in jail and don't get that kind of consideration. The reason the sheriff gave for her release is ridiculous. It seems like a double standard.
 - Najee Ali

I think the medical issue is something they concocted to get her out of jail. The medical issue didn't keep her from driving. You can drive around at night time with your medical condition but you can't sit in a jail cell and do nothing? I believe in a lot of cases the rich are above the law and this is another example of that. It's an obvious case of the wealthy getting preferential treatment when it comes to the judicial system. To me it clearly shows you can commit a crime, hire your million dollar legal team, and they get you off the hook.
 - Gerald Allen

She's got a nice house. She can invite her friends over. In the end money and popularity won out. That's how it seems. We were like 'OK she came here to visit but that was it'.
 - Keith Henry

FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH!! YOU ARE A SKANK AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED URSELF IN PRISON!!
 - Wanky

Eh, fuck you, Paris. I hope your teeth fall out and your clam grows potatoes.
 - Anon

A lot of people would love to be under house arrest at her pad.
 - Rogue

Paris is a waste of life. I hope she dies.
 - ninja2923

They should have put her in house arrest in a trailer park in Alabama. Fucking bitch.
 - jaSON

She should be sentenced to wear the same clothes twice. Or to use her cellphone once a week. Or shave her head. Or just go to school. Yeah, that last one would be great.
 - mia

I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally.
 - Paris Hilton

Paris: always proposition the officer BEFORE he writes the summons.
 - Miserable Bastard

One thing these articles never touch on is the fact that she's actually fucking ugly and stupid. With all her money you'd think she could at least get a fucking nose job.
 - Brendon C Bleebwart

I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions and at no time did I approve her being released from custody to her palatial 2,700 square foot taupe stucco home with the red tile roof on Kings Road about two blocks from Melrose near Willoughby (between Sweetzer and Orlando) over in Hollywood Hills California.
 - Superior Court Judge Michael T Sauer

The defendant is remanded to LA county jail. The order is final and forthwith.
 - Superior Court Judge Michael T Sauer

It's not right! Mom!
 - Paris Hilton

Translation of Press Release

By Miserable Bastard.

Press Release: 'I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally.'
Translation: 'They didn't tell anyone I'm really a man.'

Press Release: 'I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence.'
Translation: 'I'm going home to snort some blow and sleep with someone's husband.'

Press Release: 'I have learned a great deal from this ordeal.'
Translation: 'Always proposition the officer BEFORE he writes the summons.'

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