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The Tool's Tool's Tool™
Never pick up a bar of soap for your own Tool™.
Kenneth Ballenegger is worse than a Tool's Tool - he's the Tool's Tool's Tool™.
He's Johnathan Right's Tool; and Johnathan Right is the Tool of Punkass; so by definition that makes him a Tool's Tool's Tool™. All perfectly logical and even grammatically correct.
But given even this egregious pedigree who could have known how much of a tool the Tool's Tool's Tool™ really was?
Unsere Damen und Herren, The Technological give you Kenneth Ballenegger. The Tool's Tool's Tool™.
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Rule #1 of being a Tool's Tool: never pick up a bar of soap for a your own Tool™. Rule #1 of being a Tool's Tool's Tool™: learn to fucking spell.
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