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The Tool's Tool's Tool™

Never pick up a bar of soap for your own Tool™.


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Kenneth Ballenegger is worse than a Tool's Tool - he's the Tool's Tool's Tool™.

He's Johnathan Right's Tool; and Johnathan Right is the Tool of Punkass; so by definition that makes him a Tool's Tool's Tool™. All perfectly logical and even grammatically correct.

But given even this egregious pedigree who could have known how much of a tool the Tool's Tool's Tool™ really was?

Unsere Damen und Herren, The Technological give you Kenneth Ballenegger. The Tool's Tool's Tool™.


'Exces uses the AES encryption algorithm. It has never been cracked yet.'


Rule #1 of being a Tool's Tool: never pick up a bar of soap for a your own Tool™. Rule #1 of being a Tool's Tool's Tool™: learn to fucking spell.

See Also
The Very Ugly: MarsEdit 2.0.4
The Technological: Johnathan Right
Vacuous Virtuoso: CTGradient code bloat
Red Hat Diaries: CTGradient and the Landed Gentry of Mac Development™

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