Google Nexus One: The 'Fuck You iPhone' Phone

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The fastest ever handheld device. It fucks with iPhones and with tools who own them. It texts asses to iPhone users. The Audio Neutralisation™ feature. Best mobile OS ever. Prank orders pizzas to the houses of iPhone users.

Fucks with any iPhone shit hard.

Optimised Urination Interface™. Tweets its exploits automatically. Can hack into iPhone users' maps applications and can send them into dark and dangerous alleyways.

Steals iPhone users' girlfriends.

Google's Nexus One: the ultimate iPhone terror device. Order yours today.