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Note: this was picked up by the incomparable crew at Flashback. It was evidently a comment to an article at the Guardian entitled WikiLeaks cables: Saudi princes throw parties boasting drink, drugs and sex that's since been removed. It's about the twists and turns in the Swedish case against Julian Assange. Enjoy.
So let me see if I have this straight.
Four months ago, fame-whore Anna Ardin had a few telephone and Internet conversations with WikiLeaks badboy Julian Assange, a man she had previously only known as a name in the news.
A few telephone calls with an alpha male she didn't know from Adam is all it took for her vagina to vibrate like a tuning fork. She invited him to stay at her unattended (!) place in Stockholm. She would be away on business.
When he arrived in Stockholm, the radical libertarian Assange 'held court' at a local pub with like-minded admirers. The vagina tingles reached critical mass.
Assange's alphaness must have been so powerful it was telepathic, because Ardin picked up on the disturbance in the electromagnetic spectrum from far away and returned home a day earlier than she had planned. SETI could not locate an extraterrestrial signal so precisely.
Assange was still at her place when she returned. She decided he could continue to stay. Scientists are baffled.
Within mere hours of returning and meeting this man in the flesh for the first time in her life, Ardin and Assange had sex. She is not a total slut, though. She would like you to know that they had dinner beforehand.
Later that night, the two self-satisfied, egomaniacal 'activists' make sweet rebellious love as the world burns down around them. Assange wore a condom at night, but raw dogged it in the morning.
Sofia Wilén would later claim that she had asked him to wear a condom in the morning, but he refused. She opened her legs anyway.
On Tuesday, the following day, Wilén and Assange had lunch. She paid for his train ticket again.
Assange forgets rule #1 of successful womanizers: Do NOT concurrently bed mutual acquaintances, particularly those who are proud to call themselves feminists. Wilén calls Ardin, and the two women conspire a false rape charge to exact revenge against the man who treated the purity of their love so cavalierly.
I think that's the story. What can we learn from this? Let me be blunt.
If Assange is convicted of rape, then we are all rapists now.
Every man who's ever had a condom break, or who had condomless sex with a woman who agreed to the sex despite her misgivings, or who has slept with more than one woman in a weekend, is now a rapist. By these standards, half the men in the world would be locked up on rape charges. This is the logical conclusion of feminist thought. I'm sure they secretly love the idea.
Feminists and feminist enablers (you know who you are, you pasty-skinned sunken-chest droopy cartoon muscled faggy-faced white knighters who wear T-shirts that say 'this is what a feminist looks like') here is word from the Committee of Helpful Reminders:
Sex with a woman willingly spreading for a man despite his refusal to wear a condom, and then feeling regret about her sluttiness the next day, is not rape. It is not even rape in emasculated Sweden. Similarly, getting pumped and dumped is not sexual molestation.
Hope this helps.
Så sant. Fan vilket land av pussies vi bor i.
- 'Visf', Flashback moderator