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Rixstep are contemplating a move towards product activation. This move would be solely for the benefits that can accrue to software subscribers. Please fill in the following questionnaire and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thank you for your cooperation.
1. What is your full name?
2. What is your date and place of birth?
3. Do you know the exact time of day you were born?
4. Was anyone else in the room besides your mother?
5. Do you have their full names?
6. Do you know the date and place of birth of each?
7. Do you know how we might contact them?
8. Would you object to wearing an RFID tag?
9. Where would you like this RFID tag embedded?
a) In outer wear
b) In underwear
c) Under my skin
10. In what body part would you like the tag embedded?
a) Behind my ear
b) On my forehead
c) Near my anus
11. Would you object to paying a small fee for your RFID tag?
12. Would you object to paying out of pocket for your RFID surgery?
13. Would you find a dongle keychain impractical?
14. Do you have any identifying birthmarks?
15. Would you object to our questioning your spouse about this?
16. Where do your children go to school?
17. Have your children been taught to not accept rides from strangers?
18. Would your children accept candy bars from strangers?
19. What candy bars do your children like best?
20. Give the name and contact address for your business bank.
21. Please supply your complete bank account information.
22. Please give the name and address of your bank representative.
23. Would you object to our contacting this person?
24. Do you think this person would object to wearing an RFID tag?
25. What do you know about RFID tags embedded in software discs?
26. What do you know about RFID tags embedded in computers?
27. Which of the following best describes the RIAA?
a) They gave me Elvis
b) Ordinary guys trying to make a living
c) I work for the RIAA
28. Which of the following best describes the MPAA?
a) Litigious bastards
b) Hollywood fairies
c) Not the same since Boy George stepped down
d) I'm glad Spielberg is finally in charge
29. How do you feel about remote controlled detonation devices?
30. How do you feel about such devices in your home?