They Can't Be Wrong

Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.
 - Ancient Anglo-Saxon proverb

Who would have believed it? But it's true: Mozilla have caused irreparable damage to the Microsoft Universe™.

With fifty million official downloads, personal computer users have sent a message to the virtual knight - namely that he stinks and so does his own monopoly software.

The Redmond Punk remains unfazed however, insisting none of the downloads are actually used.

'Had there been any actual bugs in our Internet Explorer, then I could understand it', said the Gates Brat, 'but we don't have any bugs. Consumers are curious enough to try Firefox, but abandon Internet Explorer? That's silly. They'll never do that, and we'll see they don't either.'