I Am the Virus

New lyrics for Microsoft Vista courtesy J Lemon, P MacArtichoke. All rights reserved.

I am evil you are evil we are evil we all work together
See how we run like pigs from a gun see how we fly
We're lying

Doing litigation waiting for the slam to come
Rob and Mary Enderle fool the bloody losers
Bill you been a naughty girl you let your face grow long
I am the trojan
They are the trojans
I am the virus
Goo goo g'joob

SCO boys rant and rave
Those SCO boys sitting in a row
See how they fly like Darryl McBride
See how they run
They're lying

OS X and Linux Brussels and a pie in the eye
MS Office lock-in pornographic e-spam
Bill you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the Ballmer
They are the Ballmers
I am the virus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an EU prison waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the Redmond rain
I am the spyware
They are the spyware
I am the virus
Goo goo g'joob

Anti-malware PC experts
Don't you think the hackers laugh at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Spyware climbing up to Circuit City
Elementary nonsense singing MS Vista
Man you should have seen them kicking old XP
I am the trojan
They are the trojans
I am the virus
Goo goo g'joob