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MacUpdate Goes George Jesus Bush
If it had to happen, it had to happen within the 'Mac community'.
If it had to happen, it had to happen within the 'Mac community'. Nowhere else would so much preposterous insult to injury be possible.
And if it had to happen, it probably had to happen during the reign of George W 'we're not spying on you' Bush.
Visitors to MacUpdate during this holiday season, no doubt in search of new cool groovy tools for their fabulous Jonathan Ive inspired Xmas presents, have been met with a tasteless 'us and them' Übermensch crusading tirade of the worst order.
One wonders if Andrew Perry of Longley Place, Castle Hill, Australia has been all too influenced by the recent spate of race riots in his home country. One wonders as well what the possible affiliation could be with a supposedly serious software site such as MacUpdate.
But no matter: starting now, realise George W Bush and Jesus - with the help of Cheney, Rice, MacUpdate, and Andrew Perry - are going to take over the world and see the celebration of this holiday season is FOR THEM AND THEM ALONE.
Fuck the Jews, fuck the agnostics, fuck the buddhists, fuck 'em all. Fuck everybody who doesn't believe in the ONE TRUE AMERICAN FUCKING WAY.
What fucking morons.
Let's bring back the Crusades. Let's begin the slaughter. Let's start killing people all over again IN THE HOLY NAME OF JESUS.
There's another Apple software site that wouldn't stoop to something so stupid. They're here. Try them instead. They've not totally lost it - yet.
Happy Fucking Xmas.