Jonas WE Andersson wrote this for Facebook. It was almost immediately removed by the Facebook Thought Police™. Katerina Janouch managed to get a copy and published it. It represents a glossary of terms to be used by public service and mainstream media for growning concerns in Sweden. Yes, it's a satire, but it's funny precisely because it's so close to the truth.
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| Activists | Left-wing extremists, anarchists, syndicalists, and communists who take part in violent riots. |
| Alarmist | Someone who is keen to fix a problem before it gets any worse. |
| All Peoples' Equal Value | Nobody knows, but it sure sounds good. |
| Antirasism | Racism. |
| Assimilation | A right-wing expression aimed at depriving people of their meaningful cultures and forcing them to adapt to the meaningless and barbaric Swedish culture. |
| Autonomous | Violent left-wing socialist. |
| Avant-garde | To do as power wants. |
| Barbarism | Traditional Swedish culture. |
| Bickering | When a poll of Social Democrats presents facts that puncture the description that has just been made. |
| Boy | When an 18-40 year old migrant or asylum seeker has committed a rape or other violent crime. |
| Brown Rat | Conservative, Swedish politician critical of Swedish migration policy and organised begging. |
| Carnivores | Barbarians. |
| Challenge | Serious and profound social problems that appear insoluble, or outright social collapse. |
| Child Marriage | Both forbidden and permitted in Sweden, depending on whether the people are ethnic Swedish or belong to a more exciting culture. |
| Children | Young men between 18 and 45 years from Afghanistan. |
| Christianity | Undesirable religious movement consisting of pedophiles, plymouth brothers, and crusaders. |
| Circle Game | Arab rape method where several men surround a non-Muslim girl or woman, internationally called Taharrush. |
| Contraindicator | When op-ed writers are constantly wrong and make incorrect analyses - you know then the truth is the opposite. |
| Coordinator | A person without competence in the field of coordination and who is talking to the traditional media so that it appears that someone has control. |
| Culture | Pursuing postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-wing or socialist opinion work through the arts, music, dance, film, or literature platforms. |
| Democratic | People want to agree with their own opinion. |
| Departure from the Law | When an agency or authority does something criminal. |
| Disorder | When migrant groups engage in violent riots in public places, alternatively armed attacks on hospital ERs. |
| Diversity | Both forbidden and allowed in Sweden depending on whether people are ethnic Swedish or belong to a more exciting culture. |
| Do Not Pit Group Against Group | Pit group against group. |
| EU migrants | Organised Rumanian beggars and traffickers. |
| Education | Learning 'correct' political views - learning how to do postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-liberal or socialist analyses. |
| Education | The opposite of education. |
| Fact 1 | Male domination technique. |
| Fact 2 | Indisputable, as long as it syncs with the value base. |
| Fake News | When public service and established media agendas are challenged by other media. |
| Fascist | Traditionally conservative Swedish voter. |
| Freecampers | Rumanian beggars building illegal camps and villages. |
| Freedom Fighter | Communist revolutionary. |
| Freedom of expression | The right to express approved political opinions. |
| Freedom of opinion | The right to think approved political thoughts. |
| Gender Science | Pseudo-science about self-perceived or imagined subordination. |
| Green Frog | Right-wing extremist white power mascot. |
| Hate-Site | Media platforms that do not belong to public service or the established media companies and who do not have the agenda they have. |
| Human | All but white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men. |
| Imam | A tolerant representative of the world's most peaceful religion. |
| Incident/Accident | When Islamic terrorists carry out massacres of innocent citizens. |
| Independent Public Service | Postcolonial, intersectional, and radical-feminist leftist propaganda. |
| Integration | When Swedes must adapt to Islam. |
| Investigation | A political perpetuum mobile. Takes several years and is used when you're unsure you'll get the desired results. Sometimes startling equivalent to action. |
| Islamophobia | To be critical of a medieval ideology that executes gays and stones unfaithful women. |
| Justice | When discriminating against white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names. |
| Legal Saboteur | Anyone who expresses strong criticism of the power elite. |
| Masculine | An undesirable human condition. |
| Milk | Right-wing extremist white power symbol. |
| Multicultural | Islam. |
| Museum | Location from where the correct value base can be spread. |
| Nazis | Swedish voters who protect Sweden and Swedish citizens. |
| Open Hearts | A broken welfare system, and mass migration from the Middle East and North Africa. |
| Opinion Corridor | Being in the opinion corridor includes denying there is an opinion corridor. For those who are in it, there's no such thing. |
| Order and Reason | Letting the Social Democrats continue to rule. |
| Outsider Areas | No-go zones. |
| Ownership | Something deeply immoral. |
| Paperless | Illegal migrant who illegally resides in the country. |
| Patriarchy | White, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names. |
| People on the Street | When traditional media presents a random view of a feminist, leftist, or greens supporter in a sidebar. |
| Populist | People want it if it differs from their own opinion. |
| Prank | When criminal gangs attack blue-eyed personnel, burn cars, and abuse civilians. |
| Problematise | Making simple solutions very difficult - and talking a lot about the 'process'. |
| Protests | When violent leftist extremists are engaged in vandalism. |
| Quota | When discriminating against white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names. |
| Refugee | Economic migrant. |
| Research | When contracted think tanks deliver a desired reality description. |
| Resident | Perpetrators of Islamic massacres who have a Swedish affiliation and go to the Middle East to burn people alive, use children as sex slaves, and establish the Caliphate. |
| Risk | When a migrant or asylum-seeker has committed a rape and may be sentenced to deportation. |
| Source Criticism | To check with public service and traditional media to see whether what you read is correct or not. |
| Standard Criticism | To be against such as can be associated with white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Western European names, or to do what men say. |
| Structures | Everywhere, invisible, and oppressive - always affects women and all who are not white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names. |
| Take Responsibility | Let the Social Democrats rule. |
| Terrorist | Person who is critical of Swedish migration policy. |
| Uncle Toms | Individuals with a skin colour other than white, doing analyses other than postcolonial, intersectional, radical feminist, socialist, or left-liberal. |
| Unravel | When violent leftist extremists attack the police. |
| Value base | Having 'correct' political views, ie postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-liberal or socialist analyses. |
| View of Humanity | Something said to suspicious opinion defenders when no argument exists. |
| War Effort | When Sweden or NATO arrange a defensive exercise. |
| Women-Hater | A man who expresses criticism of misconductive radical feminism and works for gender equality. |
| Young Woman | When a 15-year-old girl is exposed to a rape by a migrant or asylum-seeker. |
| Youth Gang | Ethnically homogeneous group, usually Somalis, Eritreans, Syrians, Afghans, or Iraqis who perform criminal acts in public places. |