Welcome to the world of REALpain™

Are you a switcher, driven from the world of Microsoft Windows by all the idiot Visual Basic programmers out there? Know one thing, and know it well: You have not seen REALpain™ yet. The VeeBee artists are amateur in comparison.

Where VeeBees can design computer bombs hidden inside attractive cases, the REALbasic™ terrorists make sure the packaging is just as ugly as the code. For many of the "apps" cited herein there is no mention of download size or disk footprint; be confident you're looking at megabytes of extreme suffering.

Stay as long as you can endure in THE REALbasic™ DUNGEONS; try to leave anytime you like; but learn as soon as you can that there is no REALescape™.

If you feel like crying, do it now.