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Happy Xmas From Google 2019-12-25
It takes a lot.
Ben Nimmo 2018-03-27
Fresh air should help.
The Institute and the Internet Expert 2017-05-24
The inmates don't just run the asylum - they've conquered the country.
Twitter: Compounding Stupidity 2014-10-21
Frolicking and partying in the Land of 1,000 Ruby Dunces™.
Uzbekistan, Brzezinski Father & Son, Carl Bildt's Sweden 2013-05-05
Welcome to the Apocalypse.
Leaders Who Are Followers 2013-02-04
Spammers might be the worst but...
Assange and the Wolves 2012-06-24
The Australian Government 2012-06-23
They continue to provide consular assistance.
Another incompetent MSM moron.
Madman Joe Lieberman 2012-04-21
At least he's not running for reelection. Or president.
Thomas Mattsson: The Curse of Journalism 2012-02-27
Mattsson's - and Expressen's - journalism is the worst kind ever.
Hanne Kjöller 2011-11-22
Brown paper bags and cold sweat.
He doesn't want to be the one.
Candypig & Humpty Dumpty 2011-11-04
Omni Group & OmniFocus 2011-05-10
An intrusion and an invasion.
Scott Charney 2010-10-10
David Gelernter 2010-10-06
Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice.
Swedish Music Publishers Association 2010-10-05
Now's the time to strike.
Paris Hilton Spam 2010-09-19
No longer crimlnal when sent by a political party?
Liberté. Egalité. Fraternité. Hadopi?
Catherine's going to have to be careful.
Shantanu Narayen 2010-04-30
Adobe slumdog millionaire in WSJ interview. Recorded without Flash.
Richard Boscovich 2010-02-28
Another MSFT spin dog.
Edgar Bronfman (Junior) 2010-02-11
What a name. What an Edgar.
Getting to the Point 2010-02-09
Behold the man who knows best what you need online.
Cliff Evans, Microsoft 2010-01-18
The poor git's probably out of a job.
The Shredder 2009-11-28
They don't come much better than this.
Call on Cluley! 2009-11-27
He'll say almost anything if you sweeten the deal.
Formula Solved 2009-11-14
Simon Says 2009-11-12
Putting one foot in the mouth is an achievement. Putting both in is world class.
'it didnt involved you' 2009-10-29
Tsk tsk. Such behaviour, such literacy, such intelligence and sophistication.
National Cybersecurity Bullshit Month 2009-10-03
Some of these people make intelligent surfers so angry they want to drink blood.
The Legend of Hattie, Stevie, and Smitty 2009-08-23
How good monkeys settle their differences.
Larry Magid 2009-08-20
Two in one day. Wow. Gotta be a Microsoft rollout.
Heartland Payment Systems 2009-08-20
The highest standards, the most trusted transactions.
Mary Branscombe 2009-08-06
Putting Rob Enderle out of business.
RIAA Picture Book 2009-06-19
Get to know your oppressors better. Memories are made of this.
Cara Duckworth, Hilary Rosen, Elizabeth Birch 2009-06-19
A look at three women who've shaped the digital world around us.
Life Inside the Honeycomb 2009-06-11
There's been a bit of an accident. Get to work and clean it up.
Ira Winkler 2009-05-27
There may be nothing worse than fudders after all.
Carolyn Samit 2009-05-27
Is there anything worse than fudders? Yes there is.
Mark Ward & the BBC 2009-05-22
The 'New' Internet 2009-05-16
It's supposed to be illegal to be this stupid.
Lady Hadopi 2009-05-12
Behind every diminutive man is a psychopathic woman.
HoM is getting SRO.
Bennett Haselton 2009-05-07
A serious proposal from Bill Gates' neighbour to have the US federal government fund a fix for Windows.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Slut 2009-05-03
What was hot yesterday is fizzled tomorrow.
Things look so innocent in the duck pond, don't they?
Bad News for Microsoft 2009-04-08
Another setback. Award ceremonies canceled. Gloup gloup.
Owen Thomas 2009-03-29
Appalling and annoying.
Jason Whitener 2009-03-22
Wikipedia Disclaimers 2009-03-21
Biggest demographic concentration of its kind in the world.
Spencer Kelly (BBC Click) 2009-03-14
Auntie Beeb raising a bar no one thought could be raised.
They came unwired.
North of the State of Jefferson 2009-02-21
There be some nasty critters in them thar swamps.
It's official: there are at least 42,011,633 Windows idiots on the Internet. Be Bill's Valentine.
This is all there is. There is nothing else. We trust you still have our account number.
You should have done the right thing ten years ago. You morons.
Mac Antivirus Vendors 2009-01-28
The snake oil's thrown in free of charge.
Mary Volz-Peacock® 2009-01-28
Meet the master bullshitter of the week.
Greg Jeschke 2009-01-15
He's coming out on top! His hair is perfect!
Scott Jones 2009-01-12
He's downright desperate.
Rafe Needleman 2009-01-07
Techie writers come in but one shape, one size, and one level of incompetence?
Safari 3.1 (5525.20.1) 2008-12-04
Safari's a good browser. Industry standard.
A file or folder with the same name 2008-10-23
From stupid gaffe to pseudo-standard.
New iPhone App 2008-10-02
There's only one thing missing.
Go On Then Jump! 2008-10-01
How far can you bounce?
iTunes 8 2008-09-10
It all started innocently enough.
Google's Little Shop of Horrors 2008-09-05
'Feed me! Feeeeed me!'
Sucking on Media Players 2008-08-31
'Now you feel our pain.' 'I think I should talk with Jobs.'
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There comes a time when people just get sick of the shit and pestilence that's Windows.
Hello not the man familiar to me 2008-08-10
'And here now you can see my letter.'
Perspicacity of Worms 2008-07-23
'If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.'
Petulant Douches 2008-06-26
Otherwise the world of the fanboy is unusually silent.
Less Than Daring Flip-Flop 2008-06-23
It ain't easy making money off a blog with no content.
That Wobbly House That Steve Jobs Built 2008-06-02
In the hysteria to redo everything they've taken on too much.
Truly Sad 2008-04-24
The Hall of Monkeys be getting crowded.
Disable a Warning 2008-03-24
Great things seen in small words.
Re: Xfile refused to let me buy their software 2008-03-18
Sometimes you don't have to be a fanboy. Sometimes it's enough to be an insufferable asshole.
Linux is Utter Crap 2008-02-24
The Mac file system HFS is utter crap, says Linux. How wrong can he be? It's possible to look closer at the issue without needing a PhD in Torvalds to understand.
Barrie Barrington 2008-02-12
When fan turns to rent. Sponsored by Palmolive.
Linus on Limb, Fanboys Foaming 2008-02-07
Now we're talkin'!
Linus on Limb, Bohon Falls 2008-02-07
They keep sticking their faces on it.
Linus on Limb, Fanboys Fall 2008-02-06
If Hitler's brown shirts were as stupid as Apple's beige shirts we'd never have had the second world war.
'Please choose a different name' 2007-06-04
A job's worth.