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Sing Alongside! (Part One)

Let Robbie entertain you. Direct from Hyde Park.

Patron of the arts Mister Bill™ has begun the worldwide promotion of his new operating system involving huge rock concerts from Hyde Park to Hyde Park. Rixstep and YouTube are proud to give you highlights of the tour.

Unfortunately audio quality on these SWF clips is not up to par so the lyrics are printed alongside for your pleasure.

Robbie Williams: Trojans

I've got to do that, haven't I?
That ONE SONG!

[Crowd goes wild.]

Er - get out your prayer mats and your
hymn books and turn to page one hundred
and three. This one is TROJANS.

[Crowd goes wild.]

YEAH!

[Piano intro.]

I sit and wait
Does a trojan contemplate my fate?

[Robbie: Come on!]

The places it will go
Till we're gray and old

Cos I've been told
This new Windows™ lets new things unfold

But when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And my box goes tits up dead

[Robbie: Ow!]

[Robbie gets raped by fans.]

[Robbie: Come on!]

I'M GETTING TROJANS INSTEAD

[Robbie: Let me hear you!]

[Chorus.]

And through it all
He offers no protection
Just a lot of new infections
They hit me all day long

[Robbie: Over here!]

And through my firewall
Forever they can break me
And Gates he just forsakes me
When I come to call

He just forsakes me

[Robbie: Everybody in Hyde Park!]

I'M GETTING TROJANS INSTEAD

[Robbie: Thank you.]

[Indistinguishable lyrics.]

[Robbie: Thanks babe!]

[Indistinguishable lyrics.]

I'M GETTING TROJANS INSTEAD

[Chorus.]

And through it all
He offers no protection
Just a lot of new infections
They hit me all day long

And through my firewall
Forever they can break me
And Gates he just forsakes me
When I come to call

He just forsakes me
I'M GETTING TROJANS INSTEAD

[Instrumental.]

[Robbie: Yeah!]

[Robbie: Hello! Hello! Hello!]

[Robbie: Are you ready?]

[Robbie: Are you with me?]

[Robbie: Come on!]

And through it all
He offers no protection
Just a lot of new infections
They hit me all day long

And through my firewall
Forever they can break me
And Gates he just forsakes me
When I come to call

[Robbie: God bless you all!]

He just forsakes me

[Robbie: God bless Bill Gates!]

I'M GETTING TROJANS INSTEAD

[Robbie: Thank you Hyde Park!]
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