Four Words for Steve

You're so loved, Ballmer.

Get It Try It

Steve Ballmer is going from absolute bottom to lower. He's given Yahoo a three week ULTIMATUM.

Either they capitulate to his very generous offer to destroy their company for a lot of cash or he will proceed - after the requisite monkey dancing and chair throwing - with a HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

Steve Ballmer: the most ridiculous, most reviled, most unsuccessful CEO in IT.

You can almost hear the world shouting out four words for Steve Ballmer.

1. GO
2. FUCK
3. YOUR
4. SELF