The Microsoft® Vista® Sound®

The new official sound for Windows copyright © Brian Eno. All rights reserved.

(Assorted sounds of hard drives thrashing, molten metal bubbling, et al together with blood curdling screams. In the foreground towards the end can be heard the voice of Steve Ballmer uttering things like 'pantheon of Windows releases', 'de novo innovations', 'hey Darryl let's have lunch', and 'I LOVE THIS COMPANY'.)