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STOCKHOLM (Rixstep) — Jonas WE Andersson wrote this for Facebook. It was almost immediately removed by the Facebook Thought Police™. Katerina Janouch managed to get a copy and published it. It represents a glossary of terms to be used by public service and mainstream media for the growing concerns with Sweden. Yes, it's a satire, but it's funny precisely because it's so close to the truth.

Welcome to Sweden. And make sure your return ticket is valid.

A word about Katerina Janouch: she came to Sweden from Czechoslovakia with her parents, via Copenhagen Denmark. The family moved to Sweden when her father, a nuclear physicist, was offered a position at the Royal Academy of Sciences in Stockholm. Katerina's been in love with Sweden since Day One. Her writings are full of lyrical trips down Memory Lane to how things 'used to be'.

In January of this year, Katerina was interviewed by Czech television, and Katerina told it like it is. Something that immediately set off the Thought Police™ in the country. At one point, five journalists from public service SVT ('Sveriges Televison' or 'Sweden's Television') were tasked full-time with finding 'dirt' on her to discredit her narrative. They came up with nothing.

Nevertheless, Sweden's Prime Minister publicly condemned her, not something to be undertaken lightly. Since then, Katerina's been on a bit of a crusade, despite the harassment she's received, to 'get the truth out'. One is tempted to compare her with that other literary icon, Astrid Lindgren, the life-long Social Democrat who singlehandedly brought down the government of Olof Palme, as they'd become 'a bit too big for their britches'.

Andersson's PC-Glossary

Jonas WE Andersson wrote this for Facebook. It was almost immediately removed by the Facebook Thought Police™. Katerina Janouch managed to get a copy and published it. It represents a glossary of terms to be used by public service and mainstream media for growning concerns in Sweden. Yes, it's a satire, but it's funny precisely because it's so close to the truth.

Welcome to Sweden. And make sure your return ticket is valid.

ActivistsLeft-wing extremists, anarchists, syndicalists, and communists who take part in violent riots.
AlarmistSomeone who is keen to fix a problem before it gets any worse.
All Peoples' Equal ValueNobody knows, but it sure sounds good.
AntirasismRacism.
AssimilationA right-wing expression aimed at depriving people of their meaningful cultures and forcing them to adapt to the meaningless and barbaric Swedish culture.
AutonomousViolent left-wing socialist.
Avant-gardeTo do as power wants.
BarbarismTraditional Swedish culture.
BickeringWhen a poll of Social Democrats presents facts that puncture the description that has just been made.
BoyWhen an 18-40 year old migrant or asylum seeker has committed a rape or other violent crime.
Brown RatConservative, Swedish politician critical of Swedish migration policy and organised begging.
CarnivoresBarbarians.
ChallengeSerious and profound social problems that appear insoluble, or outright social collapse.
Child MarriageBoth forbidden and permitted in Sweden, depending on whether the people are ethnic Swedish or belong to a more exciting culture.
ChildrenYoung men between 18 and 45 years from Afghanistan.
ChristianityUndesirable religious movement consisting of pedophiles, plymouth brothers, and crusaders.
Circle GameArab rape method where several men surround a non-Muslim girl or woman, internationally called Taharrush.
ContraindicatorWhen op-ed writers are constantly wrong and make incorrect analyses - you know then the truth is the opposite.
CoordinatorA person without competence in the field of coordination and who is talking to the traditional media so that it appears that someone has control.
CulturePursuing postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-wing or socialist opinion work through the arts, music, dance, film, or literature platforms.
DemocraticPeople want to agree with their own opinion.
Departure from the LawWhen an agency or authority does something criminal.
DisorderWhen migrant groups engage in violent riots in public places, alternatively armed attacks on hospital ERs.
DiversityBoth forbidden and allowed in Sweden depending on whether people are ethnic Swedish or belong to a more exciting culture.
Do Not Pit Group Against Group  Pit group against group.
EU migrantsOrganised Rumanian beggars and traffickers.
EducationLearning 'correct' political views - learning how to do postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-liberal or socialist analyses.
EducationThe opposite of education.
Fact 1Male domination technique.
Fact 2Indisputable, as long as it syncs with the value base.
Fake NewsWhen public service and established media agendas are challenged by other media.
FascistTraditionally conservative Swedish voter.
FreecampersRumanian beggars building illegal camps and villages.
Freedom FighterCommunist revolutionary.
Freedom of expressionThe right to express approved political opinions.
Freedom of opinionThe right to think approved political thoughts.
Gender SciencePseudo-science about self-perceived or imagined subordination.
Green FrogRight-wing extremist white power mascot.
Hate-SiteMedia platforms that do not belong to public service or the established media companies and who do not have the agenda they have.
HumanAll but white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men.
ImamA tolerant representative of the world's most peaceful religion.
Incident/AccidentWhen Islamic terrorists carry out massacres of innocent citizens.
Independent Public ServicePostcolonial, intersectional, and radical-feminist leftist propaganda.
IntegrationWhen Swedes must adapt to Islam.
InvestigationA political perpetuum mobile. Takes several years and is used when you're unsure you'll get the desired results. Sometimes startling equivalent to action.
IslamophobiaTo be critical of a medieval ideology that executes gays and stones unfaithful women.
JusticeWhen discriminating against white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names.
Legal SaboteurAnyone who expresses strong criticism of the power elite.
MasculineAn undesirable human condition.
MilkRight-wing extremist white power symbol.
MulticulturalIslam.
MuseumLocation from where the correct value base can be spread.
NazisSwedish voters who protect Sweden and Swedish citizens.
Open HeartsA broken welfare system, and mass migration from the Middle East and North Africa.
Opinion CorridorBeing in the opinion corridor includes denying there is an opinion corridor. For those who are in it, there's no such thing.
Order and ReasonLetting the Social Democrats continue to rule.
Outsider AreasNo-go zones.
OwnershipSomething deeply immoral.
PaperlessIllegal migrant who illegally resides in the country.
PatriarchyWhite, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names.
People on the StreetWhen traditional media presents a random view of a feminist, leftist, or greens supporter in a sidebar.
PopulistPeople want it if it differs from their own opinion.
PrankWhen criminal gangs attack blue-eyed personnel, burn cars, and abuse civilians.
ProblematiseMaking simple solutions very difficult - and talking a lot about the 'process'.
ProtestsWhen violent leftist extremists are engaged in vandalism.
QuotaWhen discriminating against white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names.
RefugeeEconomic migrant.
ResearchWhen contracted think tanks deliver a desired reality description.
ResidentPerpetrators of Islamic massacres who have a Swedish affiliation and go to the Middle East to burn people alive, use children as sex slaves, and establish the Caliphate.
RiskWhen a migrant or asylum-seeker has committed a rape and may be sentenced to deportation.
Source CriticismTo check with public service and traditional media to see whether what you read is correct or not.
Standard CriticismTo be against such as can be associated with white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Western European names, or to do what men say.
StructuresEverywhere, invisible, and oppressive - always affects women and all who are not white, heterosexual, middle-aged CIS men with Swedish-sounding names.
Take ResponsibilityLet the Social Democrats rule.
TerroristPerson who is critical of Swedish migration policy.
Uncle TomsIndividuals with a skin colour other than white, doing analyses other than postcolonial, intersectional, radical feminist, socialist, or left-liberal.
UnravelWhen violent leftist extremists attack the police.
Value baseHaving 'correct' political views, ie postcolonial, intersectional, radical-feminist, and left-liberal or socialist analyses.
View of HumanitySomething said to suspicious opinion defenders when no argument exists.
War EffortWhen Sweden or NATO arrange a defensive exercise.
Women-HaterA man who expresses criticism of misconductive radical feminism and works for gender equality.
Young WomanWhen a 15-year-old girl is exposed to a rape by a migrant or asylum-seeker.
Youth GangEthnically homogeneous group, usually Somalis, Eritreans, Syrians, Afghans, or Iraqis who perform criminal acts in public places.

'Sweden creeps me out.'
 - Tim Pool

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