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Just imagine. You work all day long, all week long, all month long, as a lowly barista perhaps, scraping to get by, now you've been saving saving saving for a long long time, and you've finally saved enough to get your brand new purple iPhone. And in another year you'll be forced to upgrade and do it all again. At what time do you wake up and realise the horror of what you've done?

Rotten Apple. Don't taste the fruit - it's poison. Eating it leads to the erosion of your few remaining brain cells.

This is all you got, Apple? Timmie dear? A fucking COLOUR?

PS. According to Apple, this is not purple - it's SPRINGTIME PURPLE. Thank you, Apple.

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