Exit Strategy

Abandon Apple. Now.

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Sooner or later you have to do it. Abandon Apple.

Whether you're just a lonely fanboy now supremely shattered by the utterly stereotypical way Apple screwed you over again, or a corporation that invested way too much green stuff in their hardware, you have to do it. Sooner or later.

Leaving Windows was a prudent move. No one can run a business with Windows machines. Brian Krebs has tales galore of how small businesses got screwed over by Microsoft and their banks. People's lives were ruined.

But even individual consumers and developers have to move out. They have to.

What will happen to Apple? Not much. Their revenues are dwindling but they'll consolidate around their core fan groups and try to keep things going. That's not your concern: they never cared about you.

This section of the website will be about exit strategy. We want to make sure that all our friends are taken care of.